silenteternity:

have you ever loved a fictional character so much that whenever you see a picture of them your heart tingles and your vocal cords produce this awkward screeching noise that sounds a bit like a dying cat

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clannyfenton:

in my english class we have to fill in this chart and say how many hours we’ve been on the computer or watching tv and say what we’re doing and why and my friend looked at me and said “you should probably lie a little.”

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Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

egberts:

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

-hail hydra

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zeram:

maozedung:

homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve 

i almost spit everywhere

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circumcisions:

there is a 42069% chance there is an immature joke hidden in this post

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margaery-tyrell:

deannastroi:

that girl you saw crying today? she was crying over bucky barnes.

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isis-:

marauderer:

godzillastears:

marauderer:

everyone likes to joke that Australian’s are hardcore and can survive anything but watch what happens to us if the temperature drops below 20 degrees

I’m fucking freezing

Example #1

i put on a long sleeve top, and at least one jumper and wrap up in a blanket 

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bruceybanner:

crankybucky:

hey remember when in the first Captain America movie Steve never once backed down from a fight

and then in Winter Soldier he stops fighting for the first time ever at the end of the movie just cause it’s Bucky

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moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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  • citizen:it's a bird!
  • citizen:it's a plane!
  • *superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
  • superman:it's a metaphor
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scythfi-writer:

raddlest:

those people that u love so much and want to talk to them all the time but u feel like ur annoying them

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Chances are that two people who reblogged this were thinking about each other

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